Weird Parents

So my parents explained college to me last Sunday. I overreacted and asked dad to kill me. Instead, my dad comes in and starts pretending to stab me with a banana. I wasn't still out of my mood yet, so Dad explained it to Mom. The best Mom did was continue to sit on the couch (reclined) watching TV and reading on her laptop, and call out pathetically "Don't die." This struck me as so insincere and lazy, that I cracked up laughing. My parents are so weird.